"What always happens... life."

19920109:

we got skeleton decorations in at my work

bishopmyles:

Nostalgia.

40% Hungry
60% Sad

posted on September 17 with 1 note

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
- A six word story (via thot420) -

q4tg:

American Splendor (2003)

“I wanted to say, ‘Hey ladies, you’re beautiful,’. Hopefully, this changes things and maybe it won’t change things, but I love it.” - Nicki Minaj on the Anaconda music video

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
Forth →
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